Martin Tells Prince Charles to Stay Home!

Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has said that he urged Prince Charles and his wife Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, not to visit the country in November or risk becoming embroiled in a possible federal election. What a crock of bullshit. Martin went on to further explain British monarchs avoid traveling here during federal elections to avoid being seen as interfering in Canadian politics. He did says British right? Hell the UK never left a country they were not thrown out of or asked to leave. This sort of comment must have come from the PM's Minister of Make IT UP As You Go department.

Hey Charlie you never paid attention to Mommy so why would you bother with Martin? Take the wife on a visit and just ignore Martin and the Liberal crooks he employees. Enjoy the Country without the excess baggage of the PM. You might actually have some fun!

That's Canada.

Martin to get Report 16 hrs Before the Rest of Canada

Damn I bet Scooter Libby wished he lived in Canada after last Friday when a U.S. Federal Grand Jury returned an indictment against him. If he were in Canada that would have NEVER happened. Scooter would have had a copy 16 hours in advance. All the Liberal bar flies will have their hired guns out this well along with CBC as their private mouth piece to defend, lie and deflect whatever the report says.

More as this develops.

Anyway - That's Canada for Today - Do not steal the rugs on your way out.

Military goes to Kashechewan

Kashechewan Natives have lived with deadly water problems for year(s). And I mean dirty water. Why all the rush to help them now? Its just about time for the Shit Storm of Sponsorship news to hit plus the Election is getting closer. The problem could have been solved but the PM ignored it like everything else beyond the end of his nose. After 450 or so of the 1900 people who live on reserve have been flown out of the area. Then the government sends a military water purification unit, that according to people in charge could even make radioactive water safe. Soooo why did it take so long to get these people help?

The water is so filled with bacteria that people are breaking out and require serious meds to cure their health issues. But hey the military will clean water from a river then bottle it for drinking. What of the water people will take a bath in or cook with? Of no worries the government says that is ok. Just do not drink the water. Seems to me that Erin Brockovich might want to take this on! I can see it now the solution will be another Cash deal called the 1st Nations bottled water company.

How did this all happen anyway? Canada does have standards for simple things like water safety. Well it seems some educated Jackass built a sewer plant upstream of the water plant. Bet he graduated top in his class at University. At the end of the day all the money Paul Martin will spend fixing this liquid mess will be recovered by his plan to export water to Mars.
Canadian Weather Stations, CBC TV and yes even bottled native water will all be waiting for Americans when they get to Mars.

That's Canada

Quebec to Declare Independence

Ten years after a referendum failed to break up Canada, independence advocates of the French speaking province of Quebec are vowing to try again to win their sovereignty. I think its all a test to see if there is anymore Sponsorship cash left.

Elsie Lefebvre, 26, a Parti Quebecois member of the provincial legislative assembly, said her generation is motivated by a desire for their own country in order simply to have more control over their own destiny. "Canada is a beautiful country, but it is not mine," she said. Well Elsie buy a boat and float your French ass back to Paris. Be sure to take as many like you at the same time. Americans who hear about this sort of thing would consider such talk treason. I guess that comes from the fact that Americans do not print everything in both English & Spanish or have Employee Language Police. Quebec needs to quit bitching and go. The U.S. would never want them so it looks like Quebec needs to go up for sale on eBay.

Oh PQ'ers - before you leave be sure to pay your portion of the check ( The debt )

That's Canada - Where the People of Quebec think Smoking is a Cure for Cancer.

CBC's Rabinovitch Requires 100 Mil Injection

Hell even by UK standards you buy a TV license where the revenue heads in the direction of the BBC. In Canada you just get the head of the CBC to ask the government for a cool 100 million in funding to enrich programming. Amazing. Hell did you know its illegal to watch HBO in Canada? Why? Because no one would watch CBC. The majority of people in Canada given the choice would buy DirecTV telling StarChoice & Expressview to screw off. Just make it legal. Then 100 million dollars would then be able to be used for serious things like education, health, or god forbid a highway that runs from one end of the country to the other that has 4 lanes. Yes, you heard me the people of Canada have a National highway called the TransCanada. It has never been completed.

The CBC is for all Canadians. It says so right in their Charter. Well as I see it the CBC [Canadian Bullshit Corp] is for one thing the - CBC. I say automate the system then export SBC to Mars for 19 million and use the cash where it will do some good. CBC people are like bankers. You see one of them on every street corner. They work short hours, get paid good money only to do little or nothing.

I feel another Audit starting. Oh hell screw that - Go right to the Inquiry.

Oh Well - That's Canada

Canadian Weather Station Heads to Mars

From the country that cannot get its own forecasts correct. The country that has that has little to no radar on TV or Cable. A country that has closed down many of its weather offices on claims they are too expensive to operate. Canada is now exporting their 1st weather station to Mars. No worry though the people of Canada are dumb enough to pay the 19 million it will cost. They are also more than willing to invest 19 million into Mars than improve their own National Weather Service or lack of. This is another Liberal screw job. Liberals are so great at forecasting Shit Storms in Ottawa they figure its time to start reporting them on Mars. For this 19 million dollar Sin, every public servant and politician in Ottawa should be sent to Mars on a one way ticket.

Oh Well - That's Canada

* Foot note: The craft will be delayed until its software is available in both English & French.