Why Would Sports Dudes Test Positive for Anything?

What if our Sports Hero's happened to walk through a literal wrinkle in time, maybe after they leave the bar while walking to their hotel rooms? When they came back from a distant future on the "other side" where a humanoid race with wildebeast like features ruled a post apocalyptic earth ravaged by nuclear war and the melting of the polar ice caps, "Our Sports Hero's" hormonal levels are radically elevated. If the wild humans administered a memory erasure probe to Our Sports Hero's", they would have no memory of the incident. If this theory holds true, it may account for the meek manner of these people in TV interviews.

It is also possible the Tofu crowd could once again be the cause for "Our Sports Hero's" failing their drugs tests. I bet most people do not know that synthetic testosterone is synthesized from soy. Chances are that most will not be ready to admit they are totally addicted to Tofurkey and soy milk.

At any rate there is always the second sample called the 'B' sample. It must be tested and that takes about a week. More than enough time for "Our Sports Hero's" to crank up their PR monkey in case the 'B' sample is positive.

Ah Sports Drugs, Made in the U.S. of A.