BP - BS Oil Goes higher - Call a Plumber for Shits Sake
Just in from the Crap on the Tundra department:
BP said early Monday that it was indefinitely shutting off 400,000 barrels a day of its output from Alaska's north slope, or some 8% of U.S. crude production, after discovering 16 examples of corrosion along a pipeline and a tiny oil spill.
Holy shit - 400,000 barrels a day and BP cannot find a plumber? No worry, the Arabs promise to sell everyone more oil to make up for the shortage. Prices at the pump are expected to jump by 15 cents over the next week.
Does Bush offer emergency help to BP so that this 'CRITICAL" resource can get back online? Sure thing.
OPEC claims they are concerned. So how stupid are the American people. Are Americans dumb enough to pay at the pump and not Vote the SOB's that caused this out of office? We will see. Fall elections are just about here.
This site has an open offer to the management at BP: We are more than willing to provide you the name & phone number of our plumber. We are certain that he will be happy to fly in a crew and restore your pipeline.
One thing for certain, the Oil may have stopped but the Crap is still flowing. Problem is that consumers are the ones who will pay for this. As the rich get richer, Bush family connections to the Arabs get stronger.
Oil Made in America traded for Black Gold From the Arabs. Gotta use that Iraq Oil sometime.
And That's America - BP BS And all.
BP said early Monday that it was indefinitely shutting off 400,000 barrels a day of its output from Alaska's north slope, or some 8% of U.S. crude production, after discovering 16 examples of corrosion along a pipeline and a tiny oil spill.
Holy shit - 400,000 barrels a day and BP cannot find a plumber? No worry, the Arabs promise to sell everyone more oil to make up for the shortage. Prices at the pump are expected to jump by 15 cents over the next week.
Does Bush offer emergency help to BP so that this 'CRITICAL" resource can get back online? Sure thing.
OPEC claims they are concerned. So how stupid are the American people. Are Americans dumb enough to pay at the pump and not Vote the SOB's that caused this out of office? We will see. Fall elections are just about here.
This site has an open offer to the management at BP: We are more than willing to provide you the name & phone number of our plumber. We are certain that he will be happy to fly in a crew and restore your pipeline.
One thing for certain, the Oil may have stopped but the Crap is still flowing. Problem is that consumers are the ones who will pay for this. As the rich get richer, Bush family connections to the Arabs get stronger.
Oil Made in America traded for Black Gold From the Arabs. Gotta use that Iraq Oil sometime.
And That's America - BP BS And all.
posted by The Last Word | 3:15 PM
