Martin to Appoint Someone to Be in Charge of Country

In response to increasing criticism of his handling of the Sponsorship, as well as other issues, such as health care, softwood and rising gas prices, Paul Martin is expected to appoint someone to run Canada as soon as December.

"During these busy times, Canada is in need of a bold, intelligent person who can get the job done," said Martin during a practice press conference Tuesday. "My fellow Canadians, I assure you that I will appoint just such a person with all due haste."

"I applaud the PM's decision to find a strong leader for our country, but it's imperative that he make his selection soon," said Opposition Leader Stevie Harper, adding that he and all in his party hope to work closely with a new national executive.

According to a nationwide poll conducted by the French Toronto Get It Right Groupe', the majority of Canadians (Ontario & Quebec) find the question of national leadership to be highly significant, with 81 percent of respondents "seriously" believing that the country is suffering from a leadership vacuum. Twenty-four percent said they trusted Martin to find an appointee who will be able to effectively manage the country.

Word on the street was that Mr. Martin was in talks with the former head of the U.S. Government FEMA Agency but, they broke down after it was leaked a DOT Com company had already hired him to handle their VoIP launch.

Martin said the creation of the King of the Nation post directly addresses the increasingly complex and sometimes overwhelming challenges facing his office in the 21st century. Although he acknowledged that the tasks facing the new appointee will be extraordinary, Martin ended his announcement on an upbeat note.

As your Prime Minister, it is my sworn duty to see this country through any crisis, no matter how small. And as your Prime Minister, I pledge to you that I will find a man capable of doing just that," Martin said. "I will not let you down or there will be an Inquiry."

That's Canada

The Elaine McCoy Ottawa Sleep In

Ms. Elaine McCoy is President of the Macleod Institute at the University of Calgary. A lawyer and former Alberta cabinet minister, Ms. McCoy has had over thirty years professional experience in regulation and policy development in both the private and public sectors. Ok - lets stop the bullshit right here.

This woman fails to mention she is even married. Fails to mention she is Bi. Why? Because she will do anything it takes to get what she wants. Martin needed Pro Gay people in key positions to see the Gay marriage bill into law. PC or not this woman is a long time turn coat. That is what made her such a good person to be appointed to a high paying behind the scenes job like a Canadian Senator. Yes folks in Canada they appoint, not elect you! Once again the Americans have missed the boat on this one.

And now back to our story. Elaine McCoy is very open about the fact that women should have a man "keep" them on the side. Hell why marry unless you need serious cash to run for office! When you do marry make certain the guy is older, in bad health and you are the one who holds the purse strings., Talk about getting SCREWED. This woman is an excellent example of the fine people that make up the Canadian Senate. Free travel, big pay checks and still keep your consulting business in the pink because of the positions you are now in. Yes I said positions. This woman knows it from Round the World to Bottoms up & then some. She just plain swings both ways. PC to Libearl, man to woman or women. Just goes to show the quality of the people a Liberal Government in Canada will appoint in order to stay in power. Free beers & Sex for everyone. You people are stuck with her.

That's Really Canada !

Harper Has No Voice

Stevie Harper has excellent ideas on how to make Canada a better place.

Harper is one hell of a lot more HONEST than the current PM. Harper is just not a dynamic speaker. He can put people to sleep who live on Coffee. Folks he just ain't no Bill Clinton. Clinton could charm the pants off ,, well he did; anyway Harper just reads the words, makes the comments then moves on expecting the people to vote for him. With a winter election about to start Harper should pull an American tactic. Hit campaign the road now. Travel to the four corners of Canada. Meet every person possible. Let people know who he is, what he will do! Then get people charged up to vote. Anything less than a huge effort will only lead to the same old debates on CBC (empowered by Liberal coin). Plus the election of the same old party - again.

When Stevie fails to win the election he needs to go. The people in his party will once again try to find someone with a voice. Stevie this is your last chance. You are never going to get the Liberals out of office unless you play the game by their rules. Stevie time to get on the Liberals ass. Slam them & slam them hard just like WWF. Cozy up to King Ralph, talk to Gordon in BC, promise Layton a small city. Hell buy them all a round of beers. Do what it takes to win. If you have to lie, then do it. Cheat, then do it, Steal, then do it. If you think the world is round & life is fair you deserve to lose your ass.. Canada is for all purposes two countries. Ontario, PQ, and Native on one end & Western Canada on the other.

Side Track: The native part I just love. These people are not a valid political force yet they pay NO TAX at all. NO TAX. What a deal. So Stevie Harper go forth, make new NATIVE deals. Make thousands of new promises. Open Forestry, Mining, Oil & Gas. Sell out, then get your ass in office. Get Loud. Get out there. If you ever get to be PM remember that Ontario & Quebec are NOT the only two areas that make up what you people call Canada. Right now you are 110% Powerless with a great paying job. If you quit you still get a check. So why not try to find your Voice? Or are you just going through the motions? That would make you and all the others even worse than Liberals.

You have no place to go but up? Time to go on the attack. Do it now, on your terms and if you piss off Canadians so what. My opinion is you are going to lose the election anyway. Why? Because you have No Voice. Find your Voice Mr. Harper or lose you ass trying. The people in power have stolen billions - they just declare it legal. Go after them. Tell the Canadian people you know they are not stupid. How could they be? After all it is the Canadian people that are paying the bill.

Oh well That's Canada!

Martin Gets A Woody

So what has Paul done now? Paul gave the U.S. a shit fit today when he announced he is selling China $750,000 worth of wood. Then Paul phones up Bush on the Canada-USA Cold line telling him screw you on Soft Lumber talks we won! Care to go to Court? U.S. Court that is. Bush wants more talk. Paul wants the his cash. What do you expect he has an election soon. Its takes money to drive the machine. You can only be Liberal as long as you have lots of cash! On the 20 minute call Paul decides to tell Brother Bush that he is going to start selling Oil & Wood to China. Darn. When Bush can park an aircraft carrier on the doorstep you have to tone it down a bit. Bush does anything he wants. He calls it HomeLand Security. Bush needs wood at cheap prices. Paul you want cash right? Ever think that with all the sheep you Liberals created Bush might wake up and make you his 51st State? Not good but, That's Canada.

Don't get me wrong this is all really great news for Canada eh? When I was a child I wondered if the "Bad Guys" in movies really knew they were "Bad Guys" or just misunderstood. I think today Bush is NOT that stupid, its just the Company he keeps.

Well that is about it for now - Maybe Canada can get a U.S. Court Judge like its Famous Bankruptcy Judge Farley. If they do the Court case will be decided over lunch. Farley is a topic for another day but, he will be a topic.

Oh Canada'