7 Ways To Tease Your Woman

She constantly tells you that she wants to drive you wild, but doesn't fulfill her talk with any walk. She sometimes puts her hand on you in a sexual way only to back off and leave you wanting more. And what's worse, sometimes she starts up with her fantastic oral sex only to let you down by stopping just when you're starting to rev.

So today, it's time for payback... I'm just kidding. Actually, today you're going to learn how to get her motor running so that she feels compelled to finish what you started. Of course, it's going to take a certain amount of discipline on your part to pull the following off, but I'm confident in your abilities to tease.

1- Start talking dirty
What's the best way to turn a woman on? Via her brain, of course, and if you can learn to talk in a way that gets her mind venturing into a myriad of sexual fantasies, then you'll have her itching to get on top in no time.

Depending on how she communicates with you, pick up on her dialogue and follow suit using appropriate sexual language. Do you talk dirty to her in bed? Does she like it when you get nasty, or does she prefer a more romantic approach?

Use your knowledge to seduce her over the telephone, before you head out the door, or even while you're sitting in the living room watching television together. Your objective is to make her envision all the dirty things you want to do to her and, above all, that you desire her fully.

2- Massage her body
I know what you're thinking, big deal , but you can use a massage to awaken all those sexual senses by actually avoiding all of her sexualized body parts. Hard to believe? Believe it.

Whether she's naked or in lingerie, have her lie on a bed and begin by massaging her back lightly. Make your way down her back and get close to her buttocks, but don't touch them; skip over the area and move down to her ankles.

You're almost there...

Massage her ankles and make your way up her calves and then up to her slightly parted thighs. Knead them lightly and make sure to get between her legs and close to her vagina, but don't touch it at any point.

Now, have her turn around and begin massaging her neck, her shoulders and her arms. Then make your way to the sides of her body and come close to her breasts, but don't touch them. Even massage between her chest, but again, don't touch her breasts.

Make your way down to her tummy and hips. Massage her mons pubis (pubic mound) gently and, although she might start getting fidgety and you might want to so badly, do not go near her vagina. Right about now, either she'll jump you, or you can always continue the massage until she just about reaches orgasm.

3- Lick her clitoris
So it's not rocket science, but it is something that many a man doesn't know how to do. You need to tease her clitoris by touching it oh so gently with your tongue. Make sure the surrounding air is cool and not hot. According to my woman, there's nothing quite like the feeling of cool air on her hot, moist vagina.

Spread her legs, and slowly make your way down to her sexy spot. Put your face near it and let her see you inhaling her aroma (hopefully, you like the scent and she's a fresh woman). Next, stick out your tongue and make the tip hard. As lightly as you can, let your tongue meet her clitoris and then remove it.

Start doing this at a quicker pace, but all the while, continue to simply touch your tongue against it. If you'd like, you can begin to lick quickly, but the point here is to drive her crazy. And I think your mission here is accomplished. At this point, the rest is up to her.

4- Look hot for her
This isn't for every guy, but then again, if your woman is with you, it's because she thinks you're hot. So it's about time you began looking the part. Although this works best for guys who are fit, just about any guy can look great if he sets his mind to it.

Start dressing better and even undressing better. Rather than ripping off your clothes until all you're wearing are your boxers and socks, take off your socks first, unbutton your shirt and your pants, then remove your shirt, and finally remove your pants. Now give her a moment to admire you.

I have to tell you, my woman loves it best when I come out of the shower with some water still on my body and a towel wrapped low around my hips, low enough that she can see a hint of my pubic hair.

The bottom line is, if you feel good and look good, she'll think you're hot, so show her that you are.

Finally, here are the three tips that only expert teasers can pull off...

5- Kiss her, but don't touch
This one is quite difficult for most guys because they habitually use kissing as a means of getting into the nitty-gritty of lovemaking. But this time, you're going to torture her (and perhaps yourself) by sticking to the mouth area and nowhere else.

Many women complain that their men don't kiss them enough, so make the effort to slip her the tongue every now and then. Put your hands on either side of her face and bring her mouth to yours.

Spend about three full minutes kissing her mouth slowly and passionately. This will not only freak her out and turn her on like crazy, but it'll leave her with a lasting impression, especially if you do nothing to insinuate that you want to have sex with her.

6- Spoon in bed
Many a couple spends their time lying in a spoon position at night, for the duration of slumber or even in the morning, but now you're going to use such a position to your advantage. When you're lying behind her, tickle her neck with your lips and start kissing the area softly.

Of course, hopefully she will be responsive in a positive way (some women are very protective of their sleep time); if not, you may end up with an early morning issue. Nevertheless, I've never had a woman complain yet.

What works even better is pressing your erection up against her behind. This lets her know that your mind's been wandering into the sexual realm and you want to satisfy your thoughts with her.

7- Morning sex interrupted
This is, by far, the most difficult tease to pull off because if she becomes incredibly responsive, you may not be able to hold back. And if she's not much of a morning sex kind of gal, then this will be impossible.

But for those of you who have lovely women that are good to go in the AM, wake up and give your stiffy a warm place to hang out for a while. The thing is that you have to practice coitus interruptus in this episode. When she begins to get extremely excited, pull out and ask her if she wants to continue.

She'll, of course, give you a resounding "yes!" You have to tell her that you will continue the fun, but at night when you get home from work. The fact that you can demonstrate such discipline, not to mention tease her so badly that she won't be able to think about anything else throughout the day, will definitely raise your greatest-man-in-the-world status through the stratosphere.

Foods To Enjoy With Sex

If there are two things that men love more than anything, it's eating and having sex -- some, like Costanza, even enjoy doing them together. And if all men could only do those things simultaneously, life would truly be grand. Lucky for you, today's tip centers around incorporating victual delights into bedroom romps with your woman.

Now before I jump into this banana split of fun, there are a couple of things you must keep in mind first:

1- Use finger foods: Whether it's fruit or anything else, make sure it's in bite-size form and not one big, food-in-your-teeth mess. You are, after all, trying to keep the mood sexual.

2- Keep it refreshing: The food you select should provide a refreshing feeling and not a stuffy one. So don't opt for chicken nuggets dipped in barbecue sauce as they tend to make one feel heavy, and possibly gassy, afterwards.

When it comes to lovemaking, it's quite difficult to begin eating while you're penetrating your woman -- especially in a tricky position. So obviously, lying naked on the bed, kissing and licking each other occasionally, feeding each other, and incorporating sexual play into your fun is what I mean by "sex."

Now, on to the food I highly recommend for your sexual food fight:

Fruit
Cherries, strawberries, and red or green grapes are great add-ons to any sexual fun, but you can also incorporate more complex fruit like papaya, mango, grapefruits, and oranges. All the fruit should be washed, and besides the cherries, the rest should be prepared accordingly. Strawberries should be cut, washed and lightly sweetened with sugar; grapes should be separated from their stems; and the rest should be peeled and cut into bite-size form.

Whipped cream
The cliché of all sexual foods, whipped cream still serves up some great fun. Whip some into her mouth and watch her lick it all up. Or place some on her nipples and lick it all off slowly. Be warned, however: dairy products on the skin don't leave a very pleasant odor.

Syrups
Whether you're a big fan of chocolate, maple, banana, or strawberry syrup, this liquid concoction can make a mediocre night an incredibly memorable one. The sheets might get destroyed, but chances are that you and she will end up licking areas of each other you've never ventured onto (or into) before.

Every woman's favorite food and a frozen job that really blows..

Chocolate
In the spirit of syrup, chocolate is a welcome treat before, during and after sex. Whether you opt for the almond-covered variety or just plain old milk chocolate, placing a piece in your mouth and gliding it down her warm body will definitely make the night sweeter and more interesting.

Oysters
Ah, the rumored aphrodisiac. Oysters are an acquired taste, no doubt, but for some, this seafood provides a zinc boost, which ultimately leads to longer, stronger sex. And watching your woman shuck might get you more excited than you think. Just make sure she's fond of them first.

Popsicles
The first time I ever used Popsicles in my sexual endeavors, I knew that the phallic shape would instantly lead to greater things. I made my woman suck on me and the Popsicle simultaneously, she made me suck on it to show her what I like, I put it inside of her (it melted instantly), and ultimately, it was one of the best experiences I ever had. Make and melt some today.

Water
Okay, so it's not exactly food, but keep yourself quenched anyway, or opt for the iced form of H2O and keep her nipples erect the whole night. Ice can be used to arouse her senses -- glide it down her back, between her thighs, around her navel, or tap it lightly onto her clitoris. If you think you can handle it, let her put a cube in her mouth and show your penis what it feels like to endure hot and cold at the same time.

Alcohol
Whether you want to do body shots or just drink the night away and indulge in sloppy, passionate sex, alcohol can provide some mad fun. Pour some of your favorite liquor (try to be a little more creative than beer) onto her belly button and lick it off. Or enjoy some tequila body shots and kiss passionately when it comes to biting into the lemon slice that she's holding between her teeth.

There are plenty of foods that you can use to enhance the sexual mood, and the aforementioned ones can be used in conjunction with sexual play, or even as preludes to it.

But before I go, here's a helpful hint: Invest in some baby wipes in order to keep the area and your bodies as neat as possible (if you prefer cleaner sex). The last thing you want is to literally be stuck to your woman and have to rip all the hair off your chest in order to get up.

Until next time, play with your food and eat until she's satisfied.